Domingo. 7 de la tarde. 4 chavales en 1 coche. El aspecto de estos es demacrado, víctimas del alcohol, de un fin de semana de excesos y pocas horas de sueño, aparte de un color rojizo que hace suponer que han visto por fin el sol después de un largo tiempo.
Es el mejor momento para un control de la Guardia Civil.
- Buenas tardes, esto es un control de drogas y psicotrópicos. ¿Toman ustedes drogas?
- No, por supuesto...
- El carné de conducir.
- Aquí tiene...
- ¿Fuman ustedes?
- No, no fumamos...
- ¿Ninguno de los cuatro?... Qué camiseta tan bonita tenemos, ¿no? ¡¡Los cuatro fuera del coche!!
Es el mejor momento para un control de la Guardia Civil.
- Buenas tardes, esto es un control de drogas y psicotrópicos. ¿Toman ustedes drogas?
- No, por supuesto...
- El carné de conducir.
- Aquí tiene...
- ¿Fuman ustedes?
- No, no fumamos...
- ¿Ninguno de los cuatro?... Qué camiseta tan bonita tenemos, ¿no? ¡¡Los cuatro fuera del coche!!
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| Mi camiseta verde |
37 comentarios:
Puff no me jodas. A ver señor guardia civil (si es que es su verdadero nombre), la camiseta esta la venden en las TIENDAS DE ROPA!
No te la regalan al comprar maria... no es ninguna oferta...
En fin.... esperemos que al final no pasara nada.
joder joder, qué fuerte. ja ja ja ja
la camiseta me encanta!
¿Por que se fian más de lo que dice la camiseta que de lo que dice la persona que la lleva?
uff... qué gentuza dejan suelta por ahí...
poniendo multas.
**me gusta tu camiseta ;D
Siempre están aburridos y tienen que ir tocando las narices ¿tendrán que hacer un cupo de multas?
Pues me parece muy chula. Vamos para llevarla todo el día. Bueno, mejor toda la noche.
jaaaaj
Vaya con el extraterrestre este!!
ajajajajajajajajaja, les teniais que haber dicho que si fumaban y llevaban drogas, ajajaj igual no les hubieran hecho bajar del coche, ajajajajajaj
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Uy,... Una noche de marzo, yendo a un pueblo de Huesca, desde Francia, tras perdernos varias veces, conseguimos pasar la frontera. Y nos encontramos con dos nacionales en un puesto de estos de vigilancia, en pleno Pirineo. Están fumando. Nos ven llegar, nos dan el alto, abrimos la ventanilla y el cachondo de él nos dice: Buenas noches, de donde vienen ustedes (obviamente de Francia). Y entra al coche un olor a marihuana,... que no te puedes imaginar. Qué dura es la vida de un nacional en los Pirineos. Casi me muero de la risa. Sólo le faltaba tu camiseta, que es muy chula por cierto. Un besito.
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Así qué para eso querías venir tú a la Tierra, eh?
Ahora mismo me das el teléfono de tus padres para que te vengan a buscar, y no me contestes deslenguado!!
Y todo por una camisetita verde. Por cierto, ¿la Guardia Civil no va también de verde?
hola jano! te echaba de menos.
vuelve a casa vuelve antes de navidad¡, ajajajajajaja
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